Meet the New “Real American Hero” – Her Name is Linda, and she’s Going to Make ISIS, WASWAS


Have you met America’s new Hero? Her name is Linda, and she has struck fear into the hearts of ISIS terrorists everywhere.

Though, her fame has come quite by accident.

A couple of months ago a small-town housewife named Linda Clarke innocuously posted this message to her social media.

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Linda didn’t realize when she posted her message that she was about to kick up an Internet storm, but that’s exactly what happened.

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­­­­­When Linda found out about the controversy that she had stirred, she was completely surprised and a bit reticent about all of the attention.

Within a month, though, Linda had grown to accept her new role as leader of the American resistance to Islamic terrorism and boldly proclaimed that ISIS would rue the day they ran afoul of America’s newest hero, LINDA.

You go, Linda. We’re all right behind you. Let’s make ISIS WASWAS.


H/T the IJReview

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