‘Mad Pooper’ on the Lam After Defecating in Front of Children

The story is as crazy as the title!

Colorado police are searching for a woman dubbed the “mad pooper” who defecated on a sidewalk, in front of children

Cathy Budde said, “We call her the Mad Pooper of Pine Creek” What a nickname, huh?

Budde and her family said they have had enough. I don’t blame them either!

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“It’s not like it’s private,” she said. “People can see you, I mean we are seeing her!”

And Budde’s kids saw it happen first, reports KKTV. She allegedly dropped her pants around her ankles and did her business in broad daylight.

That’s right. This woman literally just dropped her pants and then dropped a deuce in the middle of public!

Budde said the children “came screaming, like, ‘You’re not going to believe this,'” she continued, “They are like crying. I’m like, ‘What?’ They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ And so I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Oh dear goodness!’ I was like, ‘Are you serious, are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry.'”

Budde said she told the woman if it was a one-time thing, there wouldn’t be a problem.

“So, I thought for sure she’s mortified. It was an accident. She will go get a dog bag, come back clean it up, and never run here ever again. Not the case.”

Budde said the runner knows what she’s doing and comes with napkins in her pockets.

“There’s a bathroom across the street right here. Our park has porta-potties, there’s a gas station right here,” she said.

She’s even worked on an embarrassing smear campaign, posting a sign to get her to cut the…well, you know.

Authorities requested Budde to take photos of the crazy woman to help get the word out.

“It’s just not a natural thing we would do in our society to drop your trousers and relieve yourself right there when you know that there are people around especially,” said Mark Odette, who was visiting a nearby park.

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