Jon Stewart doesn’t always attack Liberals… but when he does, it is a sight to behold. On a recent episode of the Daily Show on Comedy Central, Stewart went after the Democrats for their hypocrisy on “Dark Money.”
Democrats spend countless hours on countless TV, Radio and Internet shows talking about how evil Republicans are for using “dark” money to win their campaigns and to push their agenda… but the truth is that Democrats use just as much (and in many cases more) “dark” money in their efforts.
We commend Stewart for being honest enough to call them out for their hypocrisy…
JON STEWART: With three weeks to go, it is estimated 5.5 to 6.5 billion dollars will be spent on the campaign….One group in particular – very upset about the influence that money has on our politics.
REP. NANCY PELOSI, (D), CALIFORNIA (from July 4, 2012 speech): We must reduce the role of money in politics.
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA (from January 28, 2012 speech): Stem the corrosive influence of money in politics.
REP. JIM MCGOVERN, (D), MASSACHUSETTS (from January 3, 2013 speech on the House floor): The corrupting influence of money.
SEN. JOHN KERRY, (D), MASSACHUSETTS (from January 30, 2013 speech on the Senate floor): The unending chase for money threatens to steal our democracy itself.
STEWART: (imitating John Kerry) My advice to democracy is that we could end this chase for money by having democracy marry a condiments heiress. Here’s – (audience laughs) it worked for me, but move along, ketchup is taken. (audience laughs)Perhaps, I could set democracy up with Betty Poupon. (audience laughs)
STEWART: But the Democrats are outraged, and their outrage is brought to you by – money – (audience laughs) the pillow smothering our democracy in its hospital bed. (audience laughs) There’s only one problem.
CARL CAMERON (voice-over, from September 25, 2014 Fox News Channel broadcast): In the ten Senate races where the most outside money has been spent, liberal groups have outspent conservatives 97 million to 79 million dollars.
SHANNON BREAM (on-camera, from October 8, 2014 Fox News Channel broadcast): There are states where the Democrats are outspending five or ten to one.
VIVECA NOVAK, CENTER FOR RESPONSIVE POLITICS (from September 25, 2014 Fox News Channel broadcast): Democrats have realized these are the rules of the game – as much as they profess not to like them.
STEWART: Here a tip: it may undercut your message when you’re condemning a thing that you have clearly mastered. (audience laughs) It’s one of those, thou shall not kill, but if you’re going to, (audience laughs) single shot, back of the head – you want a carbon steel hacksaw, then put the parts in several trash bags, spread them out over a forest. (audience laughs)
STEWART: And recently, the Democrats’ reticence for fundraising was truly on display.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE JOURNALIST 2 (voice-over, from October 10, 2014 edition of NBC’s “Today”): President Obama headed to his fifty-third fundraiser of the year at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE JOURNALIST 2: Tonight, the President will attend a fundraiser for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee – or the DSCC – at the home of real estate mogul Rich Richman.
STEWART: What!? (audience laughs and groans) You know, it may not be the best way to send a message about your contempt for money in politics with back-to-back fundraisers from the homes of Lady Goop; and literally, a man named Ritchie Rich. (audience laughs) And then, there are – no, chances are, the real Ritchie Rich – my guess is just slightly taller.
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