Al Gore’s Big Kiss-Off!


Sometimes we worry about carbon emissions.
Not me.

I am the emission of intellect,
Not tumescent rumor.

Al Gore soul kissed Tipper on television,
Then divorced her.

He pretended that carbon emissions caused
Global warming
And then sold his newspapers to the Arabs
So they could write about the goodness
Of their oil.

Gore and his miniature followers
Hate American oil companies and badmouth
Fracking so that we are left without energy,
We are dependent on camels,
We are the possible conquest of the sheiks.

Kerry says that climate change is a weapon
Of mass destruction.

As Secretary of State he should look around
At Iran and North Korea.

ISIS is here and now.
Climate change is a possible in some remote future.

Gore is the death of the economy and toilet paper
Thrown down the bowl of Obama’s flushing
Our previous excellence.

It’s as if gangsters had stolen America.
Gore is wearing a stupid mask,
Leading a bunch of little Obamas who are feeling
Tingles up and down their wooden legs.

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About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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