The People’s Climate March

People’s Climate March


New York City is filled with activists who are marching against global warming.


I’d like to get together a bunch of snowballs and throw them at them.

I don’t have any snowballs.

No, they haven’t melted in apocryphal warming.

It’s September and there are no snowballs.


There is no nothing that isn’t right.

Temperatures come and go like the ladies in “Prufrock,”

Talking about Michelangelo.


Our president and his pet coward, John Kerry,

Think that climate change is a weapon of mass destruction.

Do they have doctorates in climatology?

Obama and mass destruction?

That’s right,

He drew red lines in Syria.


Didn’t Kerry name all his compatriots as Vietnam traitors?

And the Viet Cong were polite

And served tea.

Does he get anything right?

No, that’s why Obama chose him as his Secretary of State.


Obama takes pride in being wrong.

It shows that he is not part of the conservative establishment.

He’s an Easy Rider.


He is an intellectual bandito.

He let five terrorists go for the traitor, Bergdahl.

He is the traitor.

He just doesn’t know it.


He has smoked too much pot to see through the blue smog

Of hallucination.

I hate environmentalists.


They trade the ace of civilization for the deuce of primitivism.

They lose at the game.

All the casinos are closing in Atlantic City.

Should we put some sod on Obama’s head and pretend that he is a lawn?

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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