Comedian Ray Stevens Slams Liberals on Illegal immigration

Comedian Ray Stevens has a lifetime of hits that have spoken truth to power through his comedy and his music. In a song he released a few years ago called “Come to the USA,” he preaches the truth of the dangers of illegal immigration and non-assimilation.

“Hello this is the IIAP, illegal immigration assistance program. A taxpayer funded division of Oaknut. For Spanish press one, Portuguese two, Arabic three, Farsi four, French five, Swahili six, German seven, Italian eight, and if you insist on English please stand by.”

If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration,
Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation
‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon.
Imagine that.

Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy
And ship you to Mongolia till you die.
And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in on.

Yeah, and don’t go ahikin’ and enter Iran,
Or you might never be heard from again.
And in Mexico, you might face a firing squad.

Yeah, and forget all about going to North Korea.
That’s a great example of a bad idea,
So when it comes down to it, there’s only one option you got.

Yeah, come to the USA.
There’s no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin’

Come to the USA.

It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’

Like health care, welfare, free education,

Help with your voter registration
And drivers license and credit cards
And license plates for your old car.

Lots of jobs for you to do
And employers who’ll turn a blind eye, too.

Come to the USA!

No need to worry about the Constitution.
We’ll help you start a house of prostitution
If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do.

You see, those gringo infidels are crazy.
They’ll give citizenship to your new baby.
So, you see, there’s really only one choice for you.

Come to the USA.
There’s no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin’
I said come to the USA.
It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’

Yeah, you get public housing and cable TV
And food stamps and even government cheese.
The borders are a swinging door.
Go home for a visit and come back for more.

There’s sanctuary and amnesty.
Bring the whole famn damily eventually.

Yeah, come to the USA.

“This has been a public service message sponsored by Oaknut, dedicated to the collapse of the American way of life. Ahahaha, yeah.”

“This video and song are dedicated to the hard-working American citizens who were born in other countries and chose to “Come to the U.S.A.” the right way.”

 Right on, Ray. Right on.

Make sure to check out Ray’s website too!

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