Jay Carney is a Lady of the Night

Jay Carney is paid to lie and when you are paid to lie you profit from untruth so that your motivation is as dishonest as a girl at the Bunny Ranch saying, “Ah, ah, ah” or Meg Ryan faking an orgasm for Billy Crystal.


Do you believe a prostitute when she says she

Loves you?

Do you believe Carney when he absolves Obama from

The deaths at Benghazi?

Do you believe yourself when you believe Carney?


Hillary Clinton says “What difference does it make” which is sort of like, “What me worry?” Is she Alfred E. Neumann?


Is Carney Howdy Doody or is he just human doody?

Carney looks like a wooden head who hangs from strings

And is played by Obama’s long fingers.


Obama has five fingers and four Pinocchio’s.


Carney wears a school boy suit.  With his cropped hair and glasses he could be wearing Bermuda shorts.  I’d ask him how he can live with himself but fame is a game that wooden puppets play when they shift the blame.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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