Biden’s Clown Speech at the Boston Marathon Memorial

Joe Biden is a clown.  He can’t juggle, but he is a clown.  He shoots himself out of the cannon of his own mouth and lands large-shoe, foot-first on the crowd that has gathered at the Boston Marathon Memorial to listen to his drivel.

Or perhaps Biden is the white Kingfish in Amos and Andy.  He is always hustling to get a vote for his boss, Obama. He is the big white dummy who is the black president’s flunky. He is Obama’s mascot.  He is an embarrassment to the white race and a simpleton who looks racist while he pretends that he is the great supporter of the African Americans.

Did Obama choose pasty faced Biden to make himself look good?  He is his flunky.  Every time Biden makes a gaffe Obama looks intelligent by comparison.

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Biden has made stupid statements like “If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.”

Biden is famous for telling a cripple in a wheelchair, “Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya.”

clownBiden revealed his dislike of black culture when he said, “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” Even his use of the word “man” shows how he is trying to fit into the youth culture of which he is not part.

He is amused by Indians working fast food jobs.  He shows no respect for foreigners when he says, “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.”

The victims of the Boston Marathon are too naïve to realize that Biden is crippling the crippled, hurting the dashed, insulting the memories of their happiness. The crowd is damaged by terrorism. Biden is smacking them across their injuries with irrational blandishments. He honks his red nose as he flatters them mindlessly.

Joe Biden told the attendees at the Boston Marathon Memorial that “My God, you have survived and you have soared…it was worth it. I mean this sincerely, just to hear each of you speak… We will never yield, we will never cower, America will never ever, ever stand down,” Biden said.

Does Biden realize that having your legs blown off means that you will “stand down?” Is stumping around the street equivalent to standing tall?  Doesn’t our linguistically challenged vice president know what’s happened here?  Doesn’t he realize that America has become a target rather than a hunter?  Doesn’t he know that Obama has put bulls’ eyes on all our backs?

Biden mindlessly rattles on, “We are Boston. We are America. We respond, we endure, we overcome, and we own the finish line! God bless you all, and may God protect our troops.”

If God didn’t even protect our marathoners how is he supposed to protect our troops? Obama has made us seem weak throughout the world.  Appearance is invitation.  Our enemies attack us wherever they can.

Now calling a man a retard has become politically incorrect but not witnessing that Biden is retarded is to have missed his moronic statements during his vice presidency, ignored his monkey-like antics during the Ryan debate and to not recognize that he is impolite, insensitive and stupid to tell other people who have lost their limbs that “it was worth it.”

Worth what? Worth walking on stumps to have been at the wrong place at the wrong time?  Worth being crippled to appoint a president and a vice president who don’t cover our backs.  Worth being victims because our administration doesn’t protect us and can’t define terrorism because they don’t want to offend the Moslems who think nothing of killing us.

Biden blandishes the crowd saying, “You know you have a face of American resolve.”  If I were in the audience I would have said, “Biden, you have become the voice of American hypocrisy.  You do nothing to protect us.  You flatter us by saying that we are the face of American resolve.  What good is resolve when you don’t have a leg to stand on?  You and your speech are amputated from sincere meaning.  Your cheap talk is self-serving flattery but it doesn’t help us to stand on our missing two feet.”

Enough of Biden.  Obama is a slick used car salesman.  Biden is the clunker Obama is trying to sell as his flat-tired jalopy.  He is his sidekick.  He is Kingfish.


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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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