Dear Abby has No Sympathy for Michelle Obama

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. He has been so arrogant and abusive 
toward our neighbors, most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s on his knees 5 times a day with Muslims. 

He’s also demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s horribly creepy! Can you help? 


Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You live in the White House for free (with your mother), travel the world, and have others pay for everything. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 3 more years.  


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Onan Coca

Onan is the Editor-in-Chief at Romulus Marketing and Bravera Holdings. He's also the managing editor at,, and the managing partner at You can read more of his writing at Eagle Rising.
Onan is a graduate of Liberty University (2003) and earned his M.Ed. at Western Governors University in 2012. Onan lives in Atlanta with his wife and their five wonderful children.

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