Obama is a Frog

There is no joke like an old joke unless the laugh has changed into the self-importance of a liberal smirk.  There is nothing modern that is not an insult to the amalgamated beauties of the past.
I hate what you’re doing while you’re doing it. It takes time for wine to become fine.  You are so arrogant in your plump feet.  You forget that toenails are part of the dance of drunkenness.
You think that you are right
Small brains hop around in glass jars
And agree with you.
Is that Obama or a frog leaping
With certainty about
Everything wrong?
Obama was against war so he encouraged killing in Egypt, Libya, Syria and Crimea. Why does hypocritical love of peace lead to dead mouths munching on sand?
Obama met with the Pope.  I hope the Pope washed his hands.  Obama was trying to grab some of the spiritual luster from the Pope’s robes. Or was he thinking of holding forceps to kill the babies of failed abortions? Remember the Illinois Senate.
Maybe Obama wants to be Pope.  Why not?  He received the Nobel Peace Prize for creating wars.
President Obama wants income equality so he gives away the cheap joke of his political superficiality.  It isn’t funny.  If he wanted equality he would give away everything and walk the streets in a robe like Siddhartha. He would be a saint not an oratorical zero.
Loving mankind does not mean sanctioning gays marrying each other.  If you can’t recognize perversion you are part of the problem and an erratic urge to be tumenescent.
This is not a Chicago bathhouse.  Obama should put a towel in his mouth.  Stop reading the teleprompter.  Stop ruining America.
Where have all your doctors gone?  Long time passing.  Where have your health plans gone?  Nervous to see them go.  Where has your ability to get cancer treatment gone?  Mt. Sinai Hospital won’t take Obamacare. Your tumors grow. Your death is part of his political platform.
Thank Obama.  Thank him for what you undergo. Thank him for understanding that you are an idiot. Thank him for being your voice in the wilderness.  Thank him for being your emptiness.  Thank him for letting you be his groupie when you were afraid to criticize him alone.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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