The Golfing Twosome
I think Obama picked Biden to be his clown because his face is so pasty white. Biden looks like an old grumbly member of the Klu Klux Klan.
Biden and Obama are at a country club playing golf. Biden wants Obama to give him a 3-Wood from his bag. He wants to Tee up in the rough. He likes to cheat. He is drinking whiskey from his canteen. Or he isn’t? It’s hard to know when his face is bitter like an alcoholic’s, stupid like a dog’s.
Obama and Biden have fooled everyone, especially the blacks. Biden drops a Titleist down his pants leg when he is close to the green. He is not sure whether Obama is his caddy, his boss or his buddy.
Biden has as much humanity as a divot. He announces a mulligan from the fringe. He takes a give-me when he misses the hole by a few inches.
Biden pats Obama on the head like a puppy when Obama sinks a triple bogie. Obama says, “Quit clowning around Joe.”
Joe says, “Call me Bozo. Perhaps, I’m a little pale for the Big Top? Did you think that I was colorfully stupid when I debated Paul Ryan?”
Obama wants to say that Biden was stupidly colorful but he is too busy cheating in the rough, shaving points from our economy, paler shades of gray.
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