Liberalism: Woman ‘Engaged’ to Marry Chandelier

Keely Sharp
Written by Keely Sharp

A British woman is now “engaged” to a chandelier after proposing to it. Not just any chandelier though, her “favorite” one, which she reportedly found on Ebay.

Don’t be so quick to believe this makes her exclusive though, as she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers.”

Amanda Liberty, 33, claims that a person can’t control who or what they love and explains how the antique, inanimate object whom she named Lumber, caught her attention. “You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” she said.

Breitbart reports: 

Inside Edition reported, “The nearly 30-inch wide chandelier is an antique and had to be shipped over from Germany,” and, “Although Lumiere is the only chandelier that wears a ring,” Liberty “loves all the light fixtures in her collection.”

“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” Liberty continued, “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”

“None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities,” she said, “For example, I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere, but I sleep with Jewel every night, as she is portable and very nice to cuddle.”

How exactly does one cuddle a chandelier? Asking for a friend.

Liberty, who reportedly identifies as “objectum sexual,” first fell in love with a drum set at 14-years-old, and was previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, “for which she legally changed her name in 2010.”

Despite her love for the statue, Liberty claimed that the distance “took its toll” on their relationship after visiting just six times.

Just another person playing into the fantasy world of made up sexualities. Liberalism is a mental disorder and should be treated as such.

This is just plain sad.

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