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Hey Sissy Snowflakes, Nordstrom Now Sells “Fake-Mud” Jeans, to Look Like You Actually Work!

Keely Sharp
Written by Keely Sharp

Wow. This is definitely the legacy of Obama. We live in a day and age when Nordstrom is selling, wait for it, “muddy work pants”. This is not a drill.

Now, for the whopping price of $425 dollars, liberals can buy jeans that make it look like they actually work for the money that they receive for free from the government!

Fashion retailer Nordstrom is selling a pair of $425 jeans that allegedly show “you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans,” which come with a “caked-on muddy coating,” have been roundly mocked on social media, with Mike Rowe remarking that the jeans are intended to make someone appear like they have a dirty job when they do not.

Here is a portion of what Rowe stated on Facebook:

“This morning, for your consideration, I offer further proof that our country’s war on work continues to rage in all corners of polite society. Behold the latest assault from Nordstrom’s. The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.”

Finally – a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don’t. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00.

If Nordstrom’s wants to carry them, the description would read something like this:

“Finally – a pair of jeans for the hard-working gent who doesn’t want to actually wear them. The Borax Wash is so rugged and so manly, they don’t even need a human to hold them up! So sit back and relax, secure in the knowledge that your work pants can’t be folded or stored like other jeans. Show the world you mean business by owning the only jeans that can’t be worn! The jeans, that can stand on their own!”

This is almost a slap in the face to working Americans. We work hard for the money that is taken from us and given freely elsewhere….and now those people can use the money taken from us to buy clothes to make it look as if they worked for it?? PLEASE! This is absolutely ridiculous.

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About the author

Keely Sharp

Keely Sharp

Keely is a 23-year-old conservative writer for many different sites, including While she lives in Georgia, she grew up in Florida. Keely is pro-life, Christian, and a member of the NRA. When she is not writing, she enjoys going to the range and hiking with her dogs.

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