Hillary Analyzes Nice…And Aids the Enemy

Stephen Bowers
Written by Stephen Bowers

I am greatly comforted to see Hillary giving full vent to her innate ability to analyze world events like Nice. She has a knack for this stuff, which was probably honed to a razor sharpness during her oversight at the State Department. Listening to the radio “chatter” from Ambassador Stevens and the other three guys who died on her watch in Benghazi must have proven to be a very “teachable moment” for her. And to her credit it should be said, since Hillary is on in years now, it must have difficult for her to hear Stevens with the conversation being punctuated with screams and that irritating “buzzing” sound an electric cattle prod makes while being applied. And the fact that it was one of those troublesome “Three O’clock Calls” she warned us about while debating Obama in 2008 didn’t help. After all, she desperately needs her beauty sleep. (Very desperately!)

I think what she actually learned that dark September 11 night was…if you intend to survive politically; 1) act as if nothing happened, 2) blame somebody …even some unknown schmoe with a video camera…you know…make it up on the fly, 3) lie, 4) take solace in preposterous political correctness, 5) lie, 6) have some dipstick lie for you on all the Sunday morning talk shows…which are only watched and taken seriously by other dipsticks, 7) lie, 8) talk about how everybody has a right to express themselves freely and be heard…even terrorists…excepting of course the schmoe with the video camera [still in prison? for what everyone now knows was a lie]…and …oh yeah… our screaming American Ambassador Stevens…he lost his chance to be heard…he should have called earlier, 9) lie, 10) and whatever else happens…do not allow your beauty sleep to  be interrupted. The rest of us would really appreciate that last one since we are now going to have to look at you for a few more months.


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Stephen Bowers

Stephen Bowers

I am an attorney in Las Vegas who has always wanted to draw political cartoons, partly because I like drawing, but mostly because I enjoy ridiculing pompous know-nothings. Verbally debating them gets nowhere. They don't know they're beaten. But poking fun at them in a drawing leaves them without recourse or rebuttal. What can they do...? Call me names, whine, cuss me ... or maybe draw a witty riposte? Unlikely.
Steve Bowers, Esq.

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