Obama Sneaks into Heaven on Airforce One



The conversation didn’t go anywhere because I was alone talking to myself

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Trending: Hillary Clinton Says Something Absolutely Insane

In a desert tray of monologues rather than aperitifs

Of bite sized ideas.


I would date you if I weren’t already married to you but

I don’t want to cheat on you with you and get the whole band

In a fandango of screeches.


The rest of our lives is not about us but the failures of the Democrats.


Our president keeps tripping over his flip flops

And landing on the butt end of our dreams.


He loves gays

But he allows fifty of them to same-sex marry death at the Pulse in Orlando

Without saying that they were killed by Radical Islam even when Mateen

Pledged support to Isis on 911..


How many more Americans will die before he or his new surrogate,

Hillary, take a stand?

His joke is that he lives like a one percenter while we die in his humorless

Punch line.


Will he fly Airforce One to heaven,

Pointing down at us in the failed Muslim cauldron he has created on earth?

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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