Give Me Trump, Any Day!



 Trump is Bottom in Midsummer Night’s Dream.

You could say that he is a blowhard,

An ass that passes egotistical gas.


His braggadocio has got to go.

He is an embarrassment.

His conceit is the swelling after a wisdom tooth

Is pulled.


And yet, and yet, and yet….

Despite his social clumsiness he could be a problem

Solver, a great president,

A pragmatist not an ideologue.


He is not interested in selling himself.

He doesn’t need the money.


He wants to return to American exceptionalism,

Emersonian self-reliance,

Not food stamp compliance.


Obama on the other hand is a refined,

Distinguished proper man.

He wears a mean suit.

He wants to be a Wasp and plays at exclusive golf



We don’t know his scores like we didn’t know his grades

At Columbia.


He is against guns but he has a gun to our heads.

He leads from behind because cowardice doesn’t

Like to make a decision,

As he always took a pass in the Illinois Senate

Even on infanticide.


He is holding up society with rhetorical gas.

He wants us all to take it up the ass.


With all Obama’s GQ style I wouldn’t walk a mile

To smoke a joint with him.

He is a camel humping the country.


He wants everything to be legal because he is afraid

To discipline thugs.

He doesn’t know the meaning of “no”

Unless he is saying it to conservatives.

Not a smidgeon of truth defines Obama.


He divides blacks and whites

Because he hates both sides of himself.


We are the joke of the Middle East.

Heterosexuals in the sand dunes laugh at us.

Gays in the army–

What must Isis think?


Obama thought we were too colonial and too strong.

He fixed that.

The world used to fear us.

Now they  drink beer and laugh at us.

The result of Obama’s making us weak is that we will

All die.


Darwin said “survival of the fittest”

Not Obama’s domination by the weak.


Hey, hey, hey give me Trump any day.

Obama’s sophistication will be our damnation.

He is surrender.

Trump is like Bush,

Direct and to the point.


I voted for Bush because he was honest and didn’t hide

Weakness in strong rhetoric.

A French friend said that he would never speak to me again

Because I voted for Bush.


His forefather’s chopped off Marie Antoinette’s head.

That just confirmed my decision.

Marie was more beautiful than her executioners,

Then the rabble in the street.


I will vote for Trump because he is pragmatic.

Obama is an off key rock & roll musician who

Wants to smash his guitar on our heads.

He is Pete Townshend of the Who.


And you know what they discovered about that pedophiliac—


And Bill Cosby—rape.

And Obama’s legacy will be having f..ked the country.

The arrogant stupidity of his liberal voters will be his footnote.

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About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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