Bored With Gay Rights

Bored With Gay  Rights


I told my friend that I didn’t approve of same sex marriage.

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He said  that he never wanted to speak to me again.

Who’s the bigot?

Am I not allowed an opinion or two?


The idiot is apparent in his misplaced hatred of me

And his misinterpretation of right and wrong.

He’s not even gay.

He is worse—a liberal.

He would be horrified by a gay flirtation.


But he is so jazzed up by his ideology that he does a left wing dance.

Somehow gay acceptance allows him to accept himself

As a fake humanitarian.


It’s not that I hate fags; it’s just that I hate that part of them

That confuses penises with vaginas and tries to convince me

That sickness is an antibiotic.


I am horrified by the things that folks do when they do what they do.

I don’t like ugliness.

I hate people who eat boogers.

I hate gropers on the subway.

Rapists make me sick.

I hate bestiality.

Here’s a note for a goat—



I am a general opportunity hater.

Does this make me a Nazi?

F..k it, I am a Jew.


College students on the corner petitioning for gay rights.

I don’t remember any crematoriums for gays.

They already have rights.



I don’t mind that gays fear or hate me for loving women.

Let them have a good rash against me.

Let them break out from jealousy.

I don’t have to stick my finger in my mouth when

They kiss or make love.

I just throw up.

It’s natural.


I am never ashamed of what I feel even if the politically correct

Want to show that I am wrong so that they can prove that

Perversion is right.

Gay pride is a twist of logic.

Announcing it doesn’t make it proper.


It has to be embarrassing to be gay and I feel sorry for the shame

Of those on the outer range of the wrong track.

Pride is a thin shell that covers egg on your face.

If you want to be gay be gay but don’t tell me that

I must celebrate your miscue,

The tear on the green felt on the billiards table.

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About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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