Hillary Dillary Dock



Hillary Dillary dock, the mouse stuck her hand in the clock;

She pulled out some cash for Bill from Arab trash

And turned feminism on its ass.


So this is the woman ignorer, married to a sex harasser,

That the Democrats want as President

To shout out for female rights

And the importance of the vagina in military strategy

While she accepts money from men who stone their wives

To death.


Hillary didn’t sell favors in the desert when she was a housewife

Hiding her eyes from  her hubby;

She did it when she was Secretary of State

And her husband raked in fees during speeches and  pedophile dates.

Oh it was great being the Secretary of State’s hubby.


Hillary used her private e-mail system.

She exposed us like her husband exposed himself to Monica.

She went off like a piston.

She should resign and her cheeks imitate a hairy peach

Like her husband who was impeached.


Hillary blamed the Benghazi deaths on a video.

Maybe she was looking at her husband’s pornography collection.


She says she is poor but lives like a queen.

Can you imagine the middle class being stupid enough to eat her cake.

If only she had the class of Marie Antoinette?

She is a snake

And Bill is a fang.


Isn’t she cute?

She wears pants suits.




I’d vote for her if I were schizophrenic.

But I’m only bipolar and in touch with the reality  of political corruption.


She complained about the Right Wing Conspiracy when

She was the fake left wing imperial admiralty.

Ship to shore.

Is that her husband out there looking for votes on his dingy?

She should be impeached but one in the family  is enough of a stretch, a reach.


She is no rock star like Obama.

She is an off tune guitar in a barnyard.

She is farmer jeans or pants suits.

She is not glamor.

Thank god at least for that

We don’t need any more democrat communist glamor.

Save that for Obama or De Blasio

And his fascination with progressive failure.


As a woman, does she deserve to be president?

Do I deserve to be king because I have a penis or a scepter?

Is Martin Luther King the only  person who believed in the content

Of character rather than the type of genitals

Or the color of the skin?


Hillary believes in the right to choose.

What does she care?

She hasn’t had a choice in years.

She is as barren as her politics,

As randy as Bill’s tricks.


Bill was weasely but pleasant.

Hillary is a boney pheasant,



A bone stuck in the throat of empathy,

A glass strangling emotions.


Hillary received money from foreign countries when

She was secretary of state.

She should have a date to go to jail

Not be followed by college girls who hail her

And promise her votes like liberal quotes.

If you vote for her you are a fool or a tool of the Democratic party.

Ring-a-round the rosie,

A pocket full of posies,

Ashes! Ashes!

We will all fall down as we fell down with Obama.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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