She Ain’t Black



Wow, Rachel Dolezal, you must really hate blacks to pretend that you are one.

They don’t need your hallucinations.

I mean you add another liar to their race

When your face is clearly white.

You are insane that you “take exception” that you were deceptive.

I feel dyspeptic, irritable, indigestive.

You give me a stomach ache from your lies.

On NBC you said that the race discussion has been “viciously inhumane.”

I get it, you’re insane.

Like Jenner who thinks that he is a woman.

What a drag.

He should have been a queen.

What do you lack that you “identify as black?”

Yet I understand your attraction.

I did three rap albums, boxed in Las Vegas and went to jail.

I am almost black by qualification.

My black friends say that I am blacker than they are.

But black is a skin color and I am an attitude.

I would never say that I am black.

I don’t lie.

My worst crime is tax evasion.

I am white.

I am the light to lead blacks out of Sharpton’s shams of self-disappointment

And Rachel Dolezal out of pretending what she isn’t.

She could have been really black like me in her behavior rather than vanilla

In her sprinkling of lies.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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