Liberals are Fair Weather Friends to Gays



I like most gays.  I am not judgmental.  When I was in jail I got along with the mafia, the drug dealers and the black gays who used socks for pocket books. The Hispanics would have sex with them in the shower and pretend that it was OK because they were, after all, in prison.

I get along with people by the texture of their personalities rather than their deeds.  That may not be good but that’s what it is.

I don’t like same sex sex or same sex marriage.  It’s not a choice. It’s a conclusion, a revulsion, an aversion.  I am organically and viscerally repulsed by it. I don’t reject it morally but physically.  Excuse me if I think that it is ugly.

I don’t like when liberals shove gayness in my face.  I don’t want to commit intellectual fellatio.

Most liberals would figure that I dislike gaydom because of religious reasons.  I assure you that this has nothing to do with the Bible. 

I am an agnostic who is physically averse to homosexuality.  Even when I was a teenager and met a gay  caddy at the golf course I was horrified.  That does not mean that I dislike gay people.  Just that I am horrified by gay intercourse.

So have my peers for thousands of years.  Gay is not the new normal.  It is the new obfuscation of the reality of heterosexual love.  It is progressives looking to reinterpret reality.

There are things that disgust reasonable men.  If I step in dog crap and get it all over my carpet I am sickened.  If a man spits on his own shoe I am repulsed.  If a boy shoots a bugger at me I am angry.  If a woman farts out loud, I want to move away.

Liberals lie when they accept gays and same sex marriage.  They are afraid to admit their aversion because they don’t want to be accused of being judgmental. 

They’d like to crucify me by saying that I am a religious fundamentalist.  But I am not religious and I obey the instincts of his body.  I shirk homosexuality.  Even if I like homosexuals minus their queerness.

Gays would do well to quit rubbing our noses in their dirt. They should emphasize the rest of their personalities which can be quite charming. They should leave the moth eaten sweaters in the closet.

They should abandon the dimwitted liberals who pretend they accept their queerness while they subterraneanly  hate them.

Liberals are fair weather friends to the gays. They don’t admit their true feelings beneath their umbrellas of political correctness in the downpour.

Gays will only be free when liberals quit pretending that they like their sexual peculiarities.  Let them ignore their perversions and relate to them as human beings with certain unfathomable tendencies.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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