Obama Thinks that He is a Jew



Obama once said to David Axelrod,  “You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in his office.”

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Once again Obama has ignored his own deeds and praised his own words.  Obama is no Jew.  If he were he wouldn’t have weakened Israel’s position throughout the Middle East and would not have inadvertently reared anti-Semitism’s ugly head throughout the world.


A real Jew wants to protect his traditions and the democratic bastion of the Middle East—Israel.  A real Jew doesn’t use the self-protectionism of Zionism as a curse word.


A real Jew does not say what Obama said about the sunset call to prayer at the mosque “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth.”


When I heard the call to prayer in Tunisia I wanted to run for cover figuring that it was the music of the Jew killing dawn.


When I was in Istanbul during the Munich massacre I heard rumors about the blood libel and Jews using blood for baking matzo. Matzo tastes bad enough.  Who would want to add blood to it?


Obama may bear certain resemblances to Jews but only to liberal progressive Jews.  Liberal  Jews obviously hate themselves as shown by their eighty-five per cent voting for their enemy, Obama.


Obama reminds me of his Jewish voters.  He is a short-term thinking populist who rummages the garden of progressive ideas hoping to rake up more votes and more love.


If Jews really have guilt complexes they should feel guilty about their greatest mistake—voting for Obama.


Impeachment might be in order.  We’ll see what happens in Iran.


Not that the Jews would have the good sense to impeach him.  We’d have to rely  on our enemies, the gentlemanly southerners and the bikers.


Jews laugh at Huckabee.  But he makes a liberal look like a masochistic coward.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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