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President Obama is Howdy Doody



Imagine the failure of America under the reign of a progressive puppet.


Howdy Mr. Doody,

You are crapping up what’s right and dribbling what’s wrong

Down the leg of what was once our excellence.


Chris Mathews felt a chill in his leg at your puppet show.


Did you know that your name,

Barack Hussein Obama,

Is an insult to the dead spread out across the torn skyscrapers

Of 9-11?


Imagine if Angela Merkel were named Eva Braun.


Bloomberg wanted to allow a mosque at Ground Zero.

I hated him for that until we were insulted with the advent

Of letting-cops-be-killed Bill de Blasio.


Obama, you are a wooden head.

Your mouth is petrified in an angry smile

And you mock your naïve voters who don’t know the difference

Between a fair share and a rightly earned piece of the pie.


Is that Buffalo Bob or Eric Holder spreading racism like puppet strings?

Al Sharpton is Flub-A-Dub.


And your little simplistic voters happily go to the polls to spite themselves

And then return to the Peanut Gallery to applaud your playing the teleprompter

Like a xylophone.

The views expressed in this opinion article are solely those of their author and are not necessarily either shared or endorsed by

About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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