President Obama is Howdy Doody



Imagine the failure of America under the reign of a progressive puppet.

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Howdy Mr. Doody,

You are crapping up what’s right and dribbling what’s wrong

Down the leg of what was once our excellence.


Chris Mathews felt a chill in his leg at your puppet show.


Did you know that your name,

Barack Hussein Obama,

Is an insult to the dead spread out across the torn skyscrapers

Of 9-11?


Imagine if Angela Merkel were named Eva Braun.


Bloomberg wanted to allow a mosque at Ground Zero.

I hated him for that until we were insulted with the advent

Of letting-cops-be-killed Bill de Blasio.


Obama, you are a wooden head.

Your mouth is petrified in an angry smile

And you mock your naïve voters who don’t know the difference

Between a fair share and a rightly earned piece of the pie.


Is that Buffalo Bob or Eric Holder spreading racism like puppet strings?

Al Sharpton is Flub-A-Dub.


And your little simplistic voters happily go to the polls to spite themselves

And then return to the Peanut Gallery to applaud your playing the teleprompter

Like a xylophone.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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