Oh Goodness… Spare Me from Liberals!

Spare Me from Liberals


I am surprised that I am not surprised by your gift to me.

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Did you mean to give it to me?


Was it an accident

That your lips touched mine like an egg roll?


You are not Chinese food.


I like your white bread and the point that you don’t point

But are soft and kind and doughy.


Does that make me a racist?

Does my liking your blond hair make me a blondist?


There is so much prejudice among the anti-bigots

That they make the fascists look like open-minded humanitarians

And the haters look like kisses on a pier at a summer lake.


Spare me from liberals.

They are the edges beneath Obama’s speeches.

His tongue bleeds as he cuts it with well-intentioned lies.

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About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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