Obama the Emperor Knows Best

Are you kidding me?  We all knew Obama would do something petulant in retaliation for the election results where HIS policies were soundly repudiated by the voters. But this is idiotic. Even under his Imperial aegis. Mark Levin pointed out yesterday night that the promise of background checks for five million is impossible because there aren’t enough federal drones on the payroll to do the checks. (I know…it doesn’t seem that way…but it is.) The other problem with the promise of background checks for five million is …how efficient are Obama’s flying monkeys? If there are enough of them…which there aren’t…(yet)…can they do a better job with background checks on people with an incentive to give false info on their backgrounds…than the Obamacare Flying Monkeys did on the Rollout?

So…here come the rapists, murderers, drug dealers and I.S.I.S. terrorists we’ve been dreading. But, assuming they all get on the dole immediately after arrival…maybe feeding off the government teet(s) for a little while…they’ll become anesthetized by the free cash, food, education (moot for the goat-getters of I.S.I.S….although, maybe that graphic sex education stuff in our public schools would help get the I.S.I.S. boys straightened out about their “bestiality” thing) and welfare for all their wives. Maybe they’ll become like many of our locally grown indolent thugs and ruffians (See Ferguson, MO) and forget for the moment about beheading the people who pay for the gravy train they will quickly learn to appreciate.

The Emperor, doubtless, knows best. We dare not question.

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Stephen Bowers

Stephen Bowers

I am an attorney in Las Vegas who has always wanted to draw political cartoons, partly because I like drawing, but mostly because I enjoy ridiculing pompous know-nothings. Verbally debating them gets nowhere. They don't know they're beaten. But poking fun at them in a drawing leaves them without recourse or rebuttal. What can they do...? Call me names, whine, cuss me ... or maybe draw a witty riposte? Unlikely.
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