Muslim Pearls

Muslim Pearls


Missing the pearl in the oyster is like missing the improbable in the obvious.

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You don’t mean what you are not saying because I am saying it.


A lot of people are getting decapitated by Muslims.

Some of them are Muslims.

I miss the French Revolution.

The Reign of Terror had some class,

At least,

At best,

Better than the Koranic holy killers.


When I was in Tunisia did all the women have afternoon shadow

Or face veils?

Hijab this, Hijab that

All that ugliness hidden in a cloth from perverts.

The bearded ladies,

The homicidal men.


Sharia, I’ll see ya up the butt of the anti-gay Muslim pokers,

The jokers,

Pulling little boys into their nude denial.


Time is as valuable as your Cartier wristwatch.

The terrorists are doing violent dances on a Rolex,

Smashing it,

And my old Panther which I sold for cash, for need,

For the obstruction of empty pockets with holes in the lining.


ISIS is not my oyster.

It is an empty shell that is thrown in the corner of the clam bar.

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David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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