Poetry

I AM SUPER JEW

I AM SUPER JEW

 

Living in New York I am surrounded by liberals,

Confused orators

Of views that betray,

Disarray,

Hurt themselves in the long run.

 

I want to hand in my Jew card.

I do not want to be part of the same religion as jump-

In-the-oven Jews.

I do not want to be a chef cooking my own burnt fate.

I do not want to bake my own cookies.

My balls are not sweetbreads in a Muslim’s oven.

 

Eighty-five per cent of Jews voted for Obama.

He slam dunks Netanyahu.

His first bold shot.

He is strangely unathletic.

He wants to cozy up to the Muslim Brotherhood.

 

When he made his pro Muslim Cairo speech

We should have known.

We are afraid to fight prejudice with prejudice

Because we don’t want to be prejudiced.

Liberals like to lick themselves like cats.

Jews are so afraid of fascism

That they cuddle up to liberal fascism.

They forget the left wing published

The “Protocol of the Elders of Zion” in Russia.

 

Did Jews put wax in their ears or cowardice in their hearts

When Obama praised the love song of the Muslim

Morning prayers?

Teach us to avoid self-destruction in the name of false love.

His dad was Muslim.

His step dead was Muslim.

He lived his youth in Muslim Indonesia.

 

And most of us voted for de Blasio.

Didn’t we notice him doing the rhumba with

Nicaraguan anti-Semites?

And honeymooning in Cuba where the standard

Of living is less than standard.

He will turn New York into a bust Havana.

Cuba Libra is a drink.

There is no freedom in Cuba.

 

I’m handing in my Jew card.

No, I can’t.

I am a guilty Jew.

My brothers need a conservative with a brain.

They have to be protected from themselves.

I will die a Jew

Rather than let them lose a good one;

I am a Jew

Who doesn’t hate himself and wallow in self-destruction.

I am Super Jew.

I will remain as our silent leader,

Flying faster than a speeding appeaser or a confused liberal.

 

My only fear is of kryptonite—

The liberal New York Jew trying to appease the Muslims

And to close the income gap with the sacrifice of his children.

The views expressed in this opinion article are solely those of their author and are not necessarily either shared or endorsed by EagleRising.com


About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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