People’s Climate March
New York City is filled with activists who are marching against global warming.
I’d like to get together a bunch of snowballs and throw them at them.
I don’t have any snowballs.
No, they haven’t melted in apocryphal warming.
It’s September and there are no snowballs.
There is no nothing that isn’t right.
Temperatures come and go like the ladies in “Prufrock,”
Talking about Michelangelo.
Our president and his pet coward, John Kerry,
Think that climate change is a weapon of mass destruction.
Do they have doctorates in climatology?
Obama and mass destruction?
He drew red lines in Syria.
Didn’t Kerry name all his compatriots as Vietnam traitors?
And the Viet Cong were polite
And served tea.
Does he get anything right?
No, that’s why Obama chose him as his Secretary of State.
Obama takes pride in being wrong.
It shows that he is not part of the conservative establishment.
He’s an Easy Rider.
He is an intellectual bandito.
He let five terrorists go for the traitor, Bergdahl.
He is the traitor.
He just doesn’t know it.
He has smoked too much pot to see through the blue smog
I hate environmentalists.
They trade the ace of civilization for the deuce of primitivism.
They lose at the game.
All the casinos are closing in Atlantic City.
Should we put some sod on Obama’s head and pretend that he is a lawn?