Burger King has gone Gay. They’ve come out with a Gay Whopper with the slogan “Introducing the Proud Whopper.” The Whopper is the same old Whopper; it’s the wrapper that makes the difference.
The slogan reads like a sexual innuendo. Homosexuals will love that. The following is from USA Today:
“The Proud Whopper, as it’s called, comes wrapped in a rainbow colored wrapper with this inscription: ‘We are all the same inside.’ It will be sold through Thursday at one Burger King restaurant on San Francisco’s Market Street, that was at the heart of the route for last weekend’s 44th annual San Francisco Pride Celebration & Parade. . . .
“‘It showcases who we are as a brand,’ says Fernando Machado, senior vice president of global brand management at Burger King. ‘It shows how we, as a brand, believe in self-expression.’”
I’m not sure what the corporate brainiacs at Burger King are so proud about. What other sexual activity would be given a “proud” Burger King wrapper? Pole dancing? Adultery? Sexting? Prostitution? Orgies? Polygamy? Polyandry? Underage sex? There have got to be people who are equally “proud” of these sexual practices.