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Alec Baldwin: The Dope we can sometimes Quote

You’d think that Alec Baldwin would be angry because he was arrested for being a star as he bicycled against the traffic on Fifth Avenue.  But it seems that he was angry because the cops didn’t recognize him. He is a star that doesn’t shine.

He told the cops to “go f—k themselves” and could produce no ID.  He probably thought that his ID was his beefy, stupid face.

I am personally glad that they are ticketing people for going against the traffic.  I myself have been hit by a bike going in the wrong direction because I didn’t see him coming.  I have never been hit by a car.

When Baldwin got home he twittered, “New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.”  I’ve got to give this angry troll some credit.  “Mismanaged carnival” is poetically deft.

From the mouth of an idiot, comes a good phrase. From empty heads come good quotes.  Witness our President.

From now on I will regard Baldwin as the dope who we can sometimes quote.

The views expressed in this opinion article are solely those of their author and are not necessarily either shared or endorsed by EagleRising.com


About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

  • jayshay

    Baldwin is an egotistical ass that is not smart enough to be a dope!

    • Larry

      I think the proper term for sir Alec is “nincompoop”.

      (Can’t wait for the time when he gets in the wrong person’s face & is handed his head!)

  • http://www.noneofyourbusiness.com/ Anthony Alexander

    Baldwin is a good spokesperson for the Liberal left…Do as I say not as I do…He is what I have labeled alot of em….a BFF ( Big Fat F_CK)

  • John

    “Witness our President”

    Where? Last time I checked all we have is a current occupant of the White House.

  • mesaman

    Sorry, but I find it impossible to give AB any credibility whatsoever. He may accidentally say something cogent, but it is, afterall, an accident. He really belongs in that cesspool of society called entertainment.

  • nimbii

    I guess the old saying “Even a broke clock is right twice a day.” applies.

  • cameron

    I didn’t know you had to have identification on you, riding a bicycle. That would have
    made me mad. I can’t believe the police didn’t know who he was when he told them.
    i don’t believe this was all his fault. It looks like the police enjoyed bringing him into
    the station. “LOOK WHO WE GOT.” I’m tired of the way the police are acting today!

    • bix2246

      Cameron, it seems that Alex Baldwin isn’t the only Putz around here. Common sense would tell anyone to carry ID with them when going out, especially in traffic. Cocky Hollywood types are NOT above the law.

    • Malcom Treadway

      Perhaps the police decided to treat this fool as they would any unknown fool. No special treatment. Perhaps the police enjoyed a bit of “passive-aggressive” ignorance of the Alec’s city-block wide fading fame. No special treatment. The only considerations: 1. Was there a law being violated? 2. Did fool violate same? Good for them.

    • Patriot

      The “Police” have a “duty” because of the Liberal Leftist’s in Government, and law, to treat all “equally.” So Libby, the Cop is following the rules you wanted to impose on everyone without regard to common sense. There are, unfortunately, others who may look like Alec the Idiot, so all must prove who they are; Unless it’s for voting (but I digress).

      See, after all the BS about, “Oh so all blacks, etc.” look the same, and all must be treated equal, that’s what happened. A Looney Liberal was treated how liberals demanded to be treated. As usual, they don’t want the same rules applied to them so now they cry.

      Alec was stopped for riding against traffic. Bikers are subject to the same laws as motorists. He was stopped for good cause. The cop followed the proper procedures. As usual, the left says the problem was anyone or anythig but another liberal who can’t seem to follow “Common Sense” rules. They say nothing of the fact that this narcissistic jack-ass broke the law.

      Try driving your car on the wrong side of the road. Chances are you’ll need to provide ID. That is, unless you’re voting. Then we’ll just have to take your word for it.

      Note: I’m from Pennsylvania. You need ID to buy cigarettes, or get into an “R Rated” movie. You need parental permission to go on a class trip or get your ears pierced. However, if you want an abortion, no ID or parental permission is required. If you want to vote, no ID is required. If you want contraceptives at 12 years old, you’ll be given them at school.

      Want to pledge allegience to the flag, or say a prayer. That’s a big no, no, and will get you kicked out of school. The school will also be sued for forcing the school jack-ass to participate because they were present. That’s LIberalism for you! It’s time to stop it!

  • bix2246

    Baldwin is a PUTZ…….period!

  • BoogieMan

    Someone needs to ram this guys nose right up against his skull. Simply pound the fool into a bloody pulp. It’s only a matter of time.

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