Obama sprinkles holy water on himself and pretends
He cares about the poor.
He eats quail.
He is a fancy dandy who identifies with the poor
Like a misplaced perception.
He lives in the White House while the Pope
Lives in modest quarters and
Pretends that he is lowly
In the rich Vatican City.
The Pope doesn’t understand the free market.
Obama hates it and wants to stumble economic growth
To a halt-down of communistic failure.
The Pope is exceptional.
Obama believes in same sex marriage being consensual.
Obama is the brain that got away;
You know, the other one thinking spiteful thoughts
In someone else’s head.
He wants the middle class to get their fair share
While he lowers their average income
And lives like a pig nosing truffles.
Obama wants to be the Pope because he likes
The robes and the headdress.
He is so narcissistic that he wants to rise from the earth
And inhabit a heavenly kingdom.
Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize based on nothing.
Maybe he can win a sainthood based on his being there
Like Peter Sellers was there when he wasn’t.
The Pope has little experience of the ways of the world.
At least he is more than America’s silly community organizer.
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