Lena Dunham is pretty much on the same page of the dictionary as Amy Schumer, located under the term “trashy.”
Dunham, desperate for attention, has decided to auction off the dress she wore on election night….and cried in. Yes, it is every bit as pathetic as it sounds.
I am sure it will sell for a small fortune, considering there are some serious feminazi snowflakes out there who would love nothing more than the salty, tear-filled dress of a washed up actress who sexually abused her own little sister.
So what is the money from the auction going to? Abortion expansion. Yep. She wants to donate to the Planned Parenthood Federation of America, which is currently responsible for the murder more than seven million unborn babies.
To cope with the election loss, Dunham will sell over 100 items, including the tear-stained election night dress, on an online consignment site called RealReal, reports The Hill.
“I realized I had been carrying around a lot of crap, both internally and externally,” the 31-year-old told The New York Times.
The feminist with an affinity for lying about abuse is selling the dress for $125 and sending along a “personal note” for the unfortunate buyer.
“If you had told me six years ago that we would be in the place we are now, I would have said that you were crazy,” cried Dunham.
“And now, ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ just seems too real,” she dramatically continued. “It’s a very, very challenging moment to be a woman in America.”
Dunham, of course, is speaking of abortion. If women can’t have their government subsidize a corporation that murders unborn children, we’re basically living in Saudi Arabia when it comes to women’s rights. Or something.
“It’s nice to be able to unite my most joyful and frivolous interest, Shopbop and my most powerful interest, women’s bodies and how to protect them,” she added.
Dunham had nothing to say about the unborn babies’ bodies being torn apart limb-by-limb the womb.
To make it even better (or should I say worse) Dunham also wore the dress as she pressed herself up against Lady Gaga’s “vagina”….ICK
Alright. I am officially done with the internet today. Time to get off. We will try again tomorrow.