Obama is Drowning Us
By: David Lawrence
Obama is hang gliding above sharks. The waters are unfriendly. The ocean has teeth. Our President Uncle Sam Obama is swinging us in a babushka above our upcoming deaths.
We are about to get eaten by his carelessness. Debt be not proud. But he is. He thinks he saved General Motors by costing us billions. How many more trillions does he want to wash away?
The one thing in my life that I am proud of is that I did not vote for him. I did not back his depletion of the military, his failed energy policy, his divisiveness, his stealing peoples’ health policies and doctors, his engendering of disrespect around the world and his lousy golf swing.
The liberals call hating gay marriage bigotry. Same sex marriage is Obama’s baby. Liking it is the self-destruction of the species. It is more atomic than an atomic bomb.
I used to think that Rick Santorum was an idiot on social issues. He is still an idiot. But he is right about gay marriage. His conclusions outshine his reasons. In the end is the beginning of the end subsumed.
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray that in 2014 the Republicans broom a clean sweep.
Don’t blame Obama. Any thief would take advantage of voters who left the door open to their self-abuse.
The Democrats are groupies. The President is loopy. He holds onto the wing of his teleprompter as he flies above until he drops us and we drown.
The ocean is cold this morning. George Costanza walks out into the water to save the whale. He finds Kramer’s Titelist in his spout. He finds Obama in the belly of the beast.
“I am the reason you will be swallowed by my failed promises,” Obama says, and laughs and reminds us to vote for a Democrat.
The answer is that if a whale is talking to you you should close his mouth. But Obama has diarrhea of the mouth. He has eaten Mexican food. You can’t stop it.
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