2016 Election

I’m So Angry… that I’m Voting for Donald Trump.

ImsoAngry
Written by Onan Coca

The brilliant author Andrew Klavan has been growing more and more vocal about his political ideas in recent years and has developed a large following among conservatives across America. In fact, he’s become so popular that his recent video commentary on the GOP primary has gone viral and been viewed by over a million people across several different Internet platforms.

In fact, on Facebook alone, the video has been viewed by more than 1.2 million people. Add in the numbers from YouTube and other similar media sites, and Klavan’s post will likely break the 2 million mark before midweek.

With such rabid popularity we felt that it was only right to give you a chance to see what Klavan had to say.

Here’s the catch — while the video is titled – I’m Angry! So I’m Voting for Donald Trump,” Klavan is only using the premise to explain why he isn’t voting for Trump.

Here’s the Transcript:

I’m angry – and so I’m voting for Donald Trump.

I’m angry about illegal immigration, and so I’m voting for Donald Trump because he said he would build a huge wall to keep out just the sort of undocumented workers he hired to clear ground for Trump Tower in New York, and because he said he’d force all the illegals to leave the country and then let them all back in and he said he’d limit the number of skilled workers that can come here and then he said he wouldn’t do that and then he secretly told the New York Times he didn’t mean any of it so I don’t really know what the hell he’s saying.  But I’m angry so I’m voting for him.

I’m angry about Islamic terrorism so I’m voting for Donald Trump because he said he’d register all Muslim-Americans in a database and that he’d not only torture terrorists but kill their wives and children and even if that was against the law he’d order the military to do it and they’d have to because he would be the president and they’d have to do what he said, because this is America where the president doesn’t have to obey the law and can do whatever he wants and… and he’ll build up the military without it costing anything and okay none of that makes sense but it doesn’t matter because I’m angry, so I’m voting for him.

I’m angry about political correctness too and so I’m voting for Donald Trump because he just comes right out and makes fun of handicapped people and short people and anyone who doesn’t have as much money as he does and women especially – he makes fun of their looks and their periods and he says they should be treated like shit, [laughing] and I just think that’s… [stops laughing] actually, that’s not exactly politically incorrect…  that’s more like… evil…  really…  But I’m angry so I’m voting for him!

And…  and… I’m angry about free trade for some reason… and about people making stuff cheaper overseas so it costs less here and I can afford it… and I’m angry about the Democrats Donald Trump gave money to, and all the money we spend on entitlements that he says he’ll keep spending…  and so I’m voting for Donald Trump because… because I’m angry and…  and I don’t make very good decisions when I’m angry…  so maybe I should calm down.  And vote for someone else. Who would be a better president. And not such a schmuck.

I’m Andrew Klavan for the Daily Wire.

 

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About the author

Onan Coca

Onan is the Editor-in-Chief at Liberty Alliance media group. He's also the managing editor at Eaglerising.com, Constitution.com and the managing partner at iPatriot.com. You can read more of his writing at Eagle Rising.
Onan is a graduate of Liberty University (2003) and earned his M.Ed. at Western Governors University in 2012. Onan lives in Atlanta with his wife and their three wonderful children.

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