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Stinky Bathrooms and Perverted Liberals

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David Lawrence
Written by David Lawrence

STINKY BATHROOMS

 

 

Council members in Charlotte have voted for “people to use the bathroom of their choice.” Gross me out, why don’t you?  I was brought up to be sexually attracted to women not  to be turned off by their urine and bowel movements in a common bathroom.

 

I am not a pervert.  I do not want to exult in smelling women’s flatulence.

 

And if women are bad, men really stink.  I remember starring in my film “Boxer Rebellion” which ended up at the Sundance Film Festival.  The opening scene used some freaky transvestites.  They were pretty.  But when I stood close to them, they stank. They smelled like men, not women. Say what you like, women smell better than men.

 

Charlotte isn’t the only transgender-bathroom-friend.  Houston followed their lesbian mayor’s celebration of cross bathrooms. It’s becoming a ridiculous trend.

 

Franklin Graham remonstrated against the Charlotte shared bathrooms, “I hope they will take swift action to strike down this dangerous ordinance or bring it to a referendum for voters to decide.”

 

What practical purpose does Charlotte have in allowing transgender males to use women’s bathrooms?

Is this in anyway useful to young girls in the bathroom? Is it horrifying and of no practical use.  Liberals regard community crapping as progress. I regard it as change for change’s sake. Like Obama’s love of change.  It is meaninglessly offensive.

 

And what about safety?  Should we let potential perverts into a bathroom where women are half naked?

 

Political correctness contradicts privacy.  Men and women are meant to be separate except when in a conjugal relationship.  Strangers are not meant to prance around naked with crap rolling out of their anuses.

 

Sharing bathrooms is like gays coming out of the closet.  They forget that the closet was their corner of safety and that openness is a failure to establish useful walls.

 

Franklin Graham said, “Are people just not thinking clearly? This law would allow pedophiles, perverts and predators into women’s bathrooms. This is wicked and it’s filthy. To think that my granddaughters could go into a restroom and a man be in there exposing himself … what are we setting our children and grandchildren up for? There’s not a public restroom in Charlotte that would be safe!”

 

Franklin Graham is a little too religious to be my cup of tea.  But at least he tries to stop perversion from spilling over into our laps.

 

Coed public bathrooms are disgusting.  If you are liberal and pretend they are not, then you have never smelled a member of the opposite sex taking a dump.

 

Franklin Graham and concerned citizens are fighting against bathrooms being open to trans genders.  Thank God that they are more interested in protecting the people than in allowing obscene rights to trans genders.

 

Liberals imply anything goes. It’s liberal opinions that should go. They don’t want limitations or values.  Bathroom situations are some of the most powerful and embarrassing. Bathrooms should not be unisexual.

 

I’d like to keep liberals from getting up my ass. I can’t sit down around them. Separate facilities is a confirmation of real differences.  You can’t change what is encoded in biology.

The views expressed in this opinion article are solely those of their author and are not necessarily either shared or endorsed by EagleRising.com


About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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