Healthcare Politics

Obama’s Floppy Disk Problem

Check out the attached pictures from the email about the 35 floppy disk package to help everyone sign up for Obamacare.

The frightening thing about the “35 floppy” email is, I’m not sure it is a joke.

It sounds exactly like something the Prez (or Valerie Jarrett, whoever she is) would dream up. Only he would come up with a plan to make money from fixing his own monumental screw-up.

ObamaCare FixedAnd if this email is a joke, he definitely IS planning to spend untold millions more of our money to fix his monumental foul-up. And be certain, he will funnel the “foul-up fix” cash to one of Michelle’s school chums. And also be certain, he will funnel the “FUF” cash to the same company that screwed this whole thing up the first time around. Obamacare is like the Keystone Cops running Congress, with Pelosi at the helm (because Obama, apparently, doesn’t run anything). Pelosi’s statement about “passing it to see what’s in it” still astonishes me. Not so much for the sheer stupidity of the statement, but more because I cannot conceive of a legislator making such a blatant tacit admission of her own stupidity.

Pelosi reminds me of those old photos of Jimmy Carter shaking hands with Jim Jones and John Gacy (serial murderer), or was it Hitler … or Rasputin? Seriously, who would ever want to be photographed with her ever again? The simple answer is “people as stupid as she is.” It isn’t like there aren’t any. In Congress? Come on.

But we shouldn’t get upset. Obama has apologized for the foul-up. So everything is OK. But his apology is only for the “Roll-out.” What about the other minor problem foisted upon people who had good healthcare policies in effect, which have lost them because the insurers have cancelled … due to Obmamcare? What about it, Mr. Obamafixit?” That is a major problem. Without mentioning the fact that you lied to AMERICANS everywhere when you said over and over, “You can keep your policy, PERIOD!” How does a guy who was palmed off on us as “The smartest guy in the world” make such a mistake? Are we to conclude he is not such a smart guy or that he is a REALLY BIG liar? Or maybe both? What about it, Genius?

ObamaCare 404It is my desire to help, Mr. Obama. Just quit now. Retire. You’ll get your pension and the speaking circuit for a while. (I know your crowds have dwindled badly, but they’ll come back.) The Kool-Aid Crowd will always be there for you … fainting in the background … and that sorta’ stuff. You’ll always feel loved. And we’re all sympathetic to your plight of being considered the “Worst President Ever” like Jimmy Carter (John Gacy’s pal) was until you came along. But, don’t fret, people have short memories. They won’t remember how dumb you are once someone dumber comes along.

(Yeah. Like that could ever happen.)

Ps: Have you noticed how the pundits, newsies and other people who are in the tank for the pres (PITFP) are no longer calling Obamacare by the name of Obamacare? Now it has suddenly become The Affordable Care Act. Obama said he liked it being nick-named for himself. I guess he forgot that, now that the first chapter of this monstrosity has “under-performed.”  The PITTPs are frantic to ignore the failure, but there it sits in the corner of the room, fat, tusked, tailed, gray, smelly and with a very BIG appetite. And getting harder and harder to ignore.

In fairness, the whole flop is probably the brain child of some flunky underlings in the bowels of some backwater IRS branch in Cincinnati. You gotta’ really watch those guys.

 

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About the author

Stephen Bowers

Stephen Bowers

I am an attorney in Las Vegas who has always wanted to draw political cartoons, partly because I like drawing, but mostly because I enjoy ridiculing pompous know-nothings. Verbally debating them gets nowhere. They don't know they're beaten. But poking fun at them in a drawing leaves them without recourse or rebuttal. What can they do...? Call me names, whine, cuss me ... or maybe draw a witty riposte? Unlikely.
Steve Bowers, Esq.

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