Politics

Obama is a Cat; Hillary is a Dog

OBAMA IS A CAT; HILLARY A DOG

 

People voted for Obama because he was black. He was a cat. He sneaked into the white consciousness and made people feel guilty about their prejudice.  Even if they didn’t have any.  Even if they never owned slaves. He scratched our eyes out so we didn’t see where our bigotry began, ended and didn’t exist.

 

Martin Luther King said that he had a dream that his children would not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

 

I loved Martin Luther King. That’s why I didn’t vote for Obama— he had no track record of character despite his skin. His blackness was his one redeeming, redemptive feature. He was the liberal’s caricature with no content, just superficial skin.

 

Now college students want to vote for Hillary because she is a woman. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?  She supported Obama like a girdle–a little elastic around the lies.

 

And Christopher Stevens died because of a video. I think not. Susan Rice thinks so. With the administration saying that al-Qaeda was gone, who could have produced all this ambassadorial harm? It had to be a video, not jihadists.

 

The way Obama has weakened our military we will probably become slaves to China or Russia or the Middle East. Tea or marijuana is Obama’s drug of choice. Same sex families can now get high legally. They can also marry legally. They are legally ethically deranged. Excuse me if I think that playing dominos with historical values is insane.  All fall down.

 

An open mind is a mind without closure or values. It is Obama with a deck of degenerate cards. He turns over the drag queen. He is the joker with rules missing from the game. The cards are up his sleeve and he can’t find them.

 

Hillary would make an embarrassing commander-in-chief. No Muslim would respect her. She would have to wear a hijab in the Rose Garden. She has chauffeurs so we wouldn’t have to worry about her driving in Saudi Arabia.

 

She has a pug face.  Put her in a doggie sweater.

 

The intellectuals celebrate our multiracial culture. I would rather throw our culture in the melting pot where values boil to the top and idiosyncratic differences  are no longer praised. Hillary is a scandal in the making and made.

 

To vote for Hillary is to hide foreign funds in alligator bags made in the Everglades. She is Hermes.

She is awkward rich.  She is the millionaire who wants to be the champion of the middle class. She’s got middle age drift and a fat ass.

 

Shame on me.  I couldn’t resist the lines in her pants suit. If her appearance can’t be mocked why can a top model’s looks be worth millions of dollars?  Don’t be blinded by ideology.  Remove the liberal shells from your eyes.    

 

Obama is better looking.  It’s not my fault.  But he is an empty suit, an obsessive teleprompter. He rubs up against us like a cat.  Hillary nibbles at our socks like a dog.

 

Bubba is in the tank feeling the scales on reptiles. He’s like the rapist home from prison on a furlough.

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About the author

David Lawrence

David Lawrence

David Lawrence has a Ph.D. in literature. He has published over 200 blogs, 600 poems, a memoir “The King of White-Collar Boxing,” several books of poems, including “Lane Changes.” Both can be purchased on Amazon.com. He was a professional boxer and a CEO. Last year he was listed in New York Magazine as the 41st reason to love New York.

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