OBAMA IS HOWDY DOODY
Imagine the failure of America under the reign of a progressive puppet.
Howdy Mr. Doody,
You are crapping up what’s right and dribbling what’s wrong
Down the leg of what was once our excellence.
Chris Mathews felt a chill in his leg at your puppet show.
Did you know that your name,
Barack Hussein Obama,
Is an insult to the dead spread out across the torn skyscrapers
Imagine if Angela Merkel were named Eva Braun.
Bloomberg wanted to allow a mosque at Ground Zero.
I hated him for that until we were insulted with the advent
Of letting-cops-be-killed Bill de Blasio.
Obama, you are a wooden head.
Your mouth is petrified in an angry smile
And you mock your naïve voters who don’t know the difference
Between a fair share and a rightly earned piece of the pie.
Is that Buffalo Bob or Eric Holder spreading racism like puppet strings?
Al Sharpton is Flub-A-Dub.
And your little simplistic voters happily go to the polls to spite themselves
And then return to the Peanut Gallery to applaud your playing the teleprompter
Like a xylophone.
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