Constitution Politics

Girls With Big Guns

Vice President Joe Biden is the sort of guy so impressed with himself that he believes everything he says because he said it.

It’s a sick sort of circular logic embedded in a personality instead of an argument.

It’s typical when a person thinks himself to be the center of the universe. Not uncommon at all. Standard issue liberal stupidity.

The video is hilarious and illustrates why we should put women in combat roles as soon as possible. (Which is not to say that many women have served in combat very effectively.)

BidenshotgunThe video also points out how dangerous it is to combine certain things in Nature. Women (my wife not included … along with other aforementioned ladies) and shotguns make an unsafe combination. Maybe additional training would help, but, if this video is representative of the female facility with shotguns, the potential for danger is formidable, indeed. It rivals the danger of combining guns and alcohol. Or teenage boys, booze and vehicles. Or liberals jerkin’ around on the levers of power.

Almost as dangerous is taking anything Biden says seriously. Imagine your daughter or wife home alone in a “secluded wooded area” like where Biden lives (probably not as expensive a neighborhood as his, considering his big fat salary and looming pension and the fat salary of his medical doctor trophy wife) and the poor thing hears an intruder in or about the house. She grabs the double barreled shotgun Biden recommends and goes out on a balcony (and if he house is a single story with no balcony, she is an easy target for the intruder who is maybe lurking just outside in your luxuriant shrubbery, making her an easy grab) and discharges “both barrels.” If she is similar to the women in the video, she is now on the ground, vexed by the ringing in her ears, disoriented or unconscious. And, assuming she didn’t contrive to shoot her own foot/feet, or some other more important body part, she is now even easier prey than she was before she took Joe’s advice. (Unless, of course, she shot her own head away in the Biden-style melee, which may preclude the perp from sexually assaulting her corpse, unless the perp is a real sicko … bobmenendezon a level with Senator Menendez (D) who travels to Puerto Rico to engage underage prostitutes … or Wiener, whose proclivities are known to us ad nauseum, or that jerk in Cleveland who kept three women he had kidnapped for a decade as sex slaves (the house owner was a Democrat). Or the Democratic President who raised cigar smoking to a new level of consciousness.

But, I’m off point again. Assuming she survives the shotgun blast(s) and that the perp is a normal sort of fellow when not burglarizing your “secluded wooded” Bidenesque abode, then consider how different the results would have been if she had been armed with an AR-15 (contrary to Biden’s further and, apparently, endless advice). She could have managed the negligible recoil of the AR-15, the muzzle blast of which is just as scary as a shotgun, especially if experienced in a bedroom from the general perspective of viewing the AR-15 muzzle. And what of Biden’s further and unfounded advise about not needing a “large capacity” magazine. “Nobody needs thirty rounds to (discourage) a burglar.”  Says Who?!!??! What if your daughter or spouse missed the perp with the first twenty-nine rounds? Then … that thirtieth round is absolutely indispensable. As may be the need for a second high capacity magazine!

This Biden guy is an idiot. It is frightening to consider he is only a heart-beat from occupying the Oval Office. But, on the other hand, how could it be any worse than what we have now?

Forget everything Joe Biden says and watch this much more informative video about women and shotguns.

 

 

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About the author

Stephen Bowers

Stephen Bowers

I am an attorney in Las Vegas who has always wanted to draw political cartoons, partly because I like drawing, but mostly because I enjoy ridiculing pompous know-nothings. Verbally debating them gets nowhere. They don't know they're beaten. But poking fun at them in a drawing leaves them without recourse or rebuttal. What can they do...? Call me names, whine, cuss me ... or maybe draw a witty riposte? Unlikely.
Steve Bowers, Esq.

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